13 Things People Who Smoke Weed Have Said At Least Once

We’re all about breaking that old stereotype of stoners and bringing cannabis into a new era of technology, sophistication, and science. But there are some things that people who smoke weed do, and say, that are just classic, and shouldn’t be seen as negative. There are things that unite and bind us as cannabis enthusiasts, and it’s almost certain that you, or your friends, have said any one of these things at least once.

1. “Write this stuff down, it’s genius”

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There are far too many brilliant “highdeas” have been forgotten.

2. “Who has my lighter?”

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But that can also be replaced with “Who Bic’d me?” and “Is that my lighter?”

3. “I’m way too high for this”

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You may feel too high, but you’ve got this. Just relax, and if you’re buzz is feeling too intense, read this article on how to reduce your high and remember them for next time.

4. “Dis shit right here”

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In reference to the great weed being smoked.

5. “Joints left, pipe right”

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Remember, rules are rules for a reason! Pass the dutchie to the left-hand side!

6. “I just wanna stay home and watch movies”

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When you’re high and the indica has kicked in, the last thing you want to do is leave the couch, let alone the house.

7. “George Washington was in a cult – and the cult was into aliens, man”

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No matter where it’s going, someone will always question authority and bring up a conspiracy theory, which can be anything from a Founding Father’s alleged love of extraterrestrials to his wife having a big, fat bowl waiting for him.

8. “Are my eyes red?”

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You know you’re going to get red eyes. Be ahead of your own game and keep a bottle of eye drops handy if having red eyes is an issue.

9. “That’s not a microphone”

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The person holding a joint should not be telling a story – unless they’re on stage, that is. This is also known as “puff, puff, give.”

10. “What was I saying?”

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The smallest interruption can end an entire thought process.

11. “Anyone else hungry?”

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As soon as someone says this, plans will start for a trip to a 7-Eleven, or whipping up something for yourself, or order a pizza. Check out this article for quick and easy munchies.

12. “What were we going to do?”

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So many choices… Leave the house, stay home, go to the movies, go for a hike, smoke more weed… It’s your choice.

13. “We can’t have smoked it all”

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The container is empty. You don’t want to believe it, but you’ve smoked all your weed and you’re officially dankrupt. Time to replenish your stash.

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